Childless by Choice? Great Responses to Rude Comments

Surprisingly, the childless couple gets flack from people they just meet!

If you’re childless by choice, you must be ready to put these numbskulls in their place.

If someone says to you:

“Don’t you think it’s selfish not to have kids?” (or something with the word “selfish” in it)

Say, “What have YOU done for charity lately? Every month I take my dog to the nursing home and give my time to bring joy to those lonely residents.

I’m always contributing something to Good Will, and I make donations to (list the foundations). I also volunteer for Special Olympics and make it a point never to make rude comments to nice people.

So…tell me how YOU give YOUR time to making the world a better place to live.” Smile sweetly and watch the person get tongue-tied.

“You may not want kids, but what about your husband? ALL men want kids!”

Say, “Really? There are 2 billion men on this planet. Have you spoken to all of them?”

Then say, “I don’t care what all men want. MY man wants to be childfree like me. Wanna take it up with him? He’s got a few moments to speak with you after his anger management class.”

“But having kids will make you a complete woman!”

Say, “Every month I get a real nasty case of PMS, and I look hot in a mini skirt and my husband thinks I’m the sexiest thing alive, so don’t go telling me I’m an incomplete woman. By the way, did you know you have excess hair under your nose?”

“Why don’t you like children?”

Say, “Do you have a puppy?” Ask this only if you know the person doesn’t have one. Then ask, “Gee, how come you don’t like puppies?”

Then get more serious and say point-blank, “Where’s the data that states that just because a woman chooses to be childless, that they don’t like kids?”

Wait for response, and smirk a little as the person realizes you just cornered her (or him).

If you actually don’t like kids (which is true for some childless by choice couples), then be honest.

You see, when you attempt to deny the truth, this gives more opportunity for the person to hassle you.

But if you admit you don’t like kids (if that’s true), then the person might be left wondering how to hassle you.

Say, “If I had kids, I wouldn’t know what to do with them.” Then smile. Chances are high that the person will clam up.

If all of this fails, interrupt the rude person with an authoritative voice: “Guess what! Time to change the subject! How much do you earn at work?”

I realize that these responses are more brazen than what many women (and men) would feel comfortable with using, but you can modify these responses or leave out their concluding zingers. Being childless by choice does not give people a pass on being rude.

Lorra Garrick has been covering medical, fitness and cybersecurity topics for many years, having written thousands of articles for print magazines and websites, including as a ghostwriter. She’s also a former ACE-certified personal trainer.  

 

Lifting Weights, Even Heavy, Won’t Stunt Teen Boy’s Growth

Why is it that so many teen boys worry that lifting weights will stunt their growth, but are less worried about the reality that SMOKING will stunt their growth?

Are you a teen boy afraid that lifting weights will stunt your growth? Stop Worrying!

Some teen boys on the short side who wish to get stronger muscles will avoid lifting weights due to concern that it will stunt their growth: namely height.

The irony is that these same teen boys will do exercises that don’t involve lifting weights, such as pushups and pull-ups, since they believe that weight workouts will stunt growth.

First of all, when you do those pushups, are you not pushing against your body weight?

You won’t bench press a barbell due to fear of stunting growth, but you’ll gladly do the pushups. But a pushup is an inverted bench press.

A pushup is a form of weight lifting: You are using chest, shoulder and arm muscles to push against a weight: your body.

In the case of a bench press, you are using chest, shoulder and arm muscles to push against a weight: the barbell! It’s the exact same principle. The only difference is that your body is flipped!

A teen boy concerned about weight lifting stunting his growth might avoid lat pull-downs, but will gladly do pull-ups (and chin-ups).

But a pull-up is the same as a lat pull-down. In a lat pull-over, you are grabbing something above your head (the bar) and pulling it down.

In a pull-up, you are grabbing something above your head and pulling downward to lift your body upward.

The only difference is that the result of the pull in a pull-up is that your BODY moves, rather than the BAR moving.

I once read a blog of a teen boy who stood 5-6 and feared that lifting weights would stunt his growth, so he described his routine that did not involve any dumbbells, barbells or machines.

The routine included seated dips. If you clicked on this article, you probably know what seated dips are:

You get between two benches, prop feet on one, hands on the other, and lower yourself down and push back up to work the back of the arms.

Though no dumbbells or barbells are used, this is every bit as much of a weight lifting exercise as using a barbell: You are pushing against YOUR own weight.

Where did the idea ever arise that lifting weights can stunt a teen boy’s growth?

Perhaps it’s because it’s common to see in gyms short but very muscled men. I have another explanation:

Short teens and short young men, feeling self-conscious about their height, take up bodybuilding to compensate.

In an attempt to compensate for lack of height, these teen boys and young men go all-out with their workouts, and hence, develop impressive physiques.

Tall men, not feeling insecure or a need to compensate, may not throw themselves as much into working out, and hence, why you don’t see as many tall men rippling with slabs of muscle.

Intense strength training will increase production of human growth hormone (HGH). This has been proven by science; it is a medical fact.

A teen boy who seriously trains with dumbbells, barbells and machines will spur production of HGH.

However, this does not mean that a 5-4 teen boy will sprout to 5-11 in two years. The greatest determinant of his final height will be his parents’ height.

But because intense strength training raises production of HGH, teen boys can be very assured that lifting weights will never stunt growth.

The extra release of HGH will maximize the height that your genetic blueprint has in store for you.

Lorra Garrick is a former personal trainer certified through the American Council on Exercise. At Bally Total Fitness she trained women and men of all ages for fat loss, muscle building, fitness and improved health. 

How to Make a Dog Pass the Plastic Bag It Ate

Did your dog just swallow a plastic bag?

Don’t panic yet; here’s a simple way to make your dog pass the plastic bag right out of its system.

This happened to my sister’s dog, a black lab.

This black lab made the poor life choice of consuming a plastic shopping bag that must have come in contact with food stuff.

Sometimes things happen with dogs too quickly for their owners to intercept; before she knew it, my sister’s lab had eaten the plastic bag.

Once the bag had been consumed and was going through the process of digestion, the only solution was to speed up the process to ensure the indigestible item came out the other side without causing serious and potentially fatal bowel obstructions.

I’m not recommending you bypass taking your pet to an emergency vet clinic, but what if that’s not an immediate option?

What if this occurs after hours and there’s no nearby vet clinic open?

What if this occurs while there’s a snowstorm?

What if your car doesn’t start or is not available?

Oil Based Solution to Dog Eating a Plastic Bag

A tablespoon of vegetable or fish oil, mixed in with the dog’s food, assisted in this process.

On the morning the evidence of her wrongdoing arrived, she was struggling and straining in her morning movement.

The poor black lab made every attempt to move the plastic bag from her backside, but she required assistance to get it out.

Only a portion of the bag would come out, regardless of her straining.

After minutes of desperate trying, my sister assisted the dog in pulling out a significant portion of the plastic bag, but it wasn’t the complete item.

The remainder of the plastic shopping bag required ongoing use of vegetable or fish oil to assist the lab in passing the foreign items from her bowel.

As my sister’s husband suggested at the time, “Easy in, easy out!” my sister moved the item through the dog’s bowels as quickly as possible with the help of the oil’s lubricating effect.

So in the absence of a veterinarian’s help, you now have a potentially feasible solution that may help your dog pass a plastic bag that it just ate.

Nevertheless, don’t wait for this event to occur before you ask your veterinarian about this method.

Get a vet’s opinion first, and then do whatever it takes to keep plastic bags out of your dog’s mouth’s reach.

Lorra Garrick has been covering medical, fitness and cybersecurity topics for many years, having written thousands of articles for print magazines and websites, including as a ghostwriter. She’s also a former ACE-certified personal trainer.